Moffenzeef Modular Muskrat - Drum Synth

A VILE LITTLE WAVETABLE DRUM

The Moffenzeef Modular Muskrat is a flexible, 8-bit wavetable drum synth. There are 23 on-board wavetables to choose from, either manually or via bipolar CV input. Pitch and phase distortion include bipolar CV inputs and accept -5 V to +5 V. The "Trigger" input is designed without input conditioning and picks up signals of all varieties. In other words it is an envelope follower circuit. You can plug an external CV or offset into this input and it will operate like a regular VCA. For even more extreme sound mangling, engage the MUSKRAT mode via the switch to feed a random number into the phase accumulator at the internal clock rate. This mode also includes a gate input that acts as an "accent".

Basically, pick a kraptastique wave, change the pitch, mangle the hell out of it, feed the rodent, BANG! it; you’ve caught yourself a Muskrat. WARNING: if you feed the rodent (“my...god...what...have...we...done?”) its brain goes into a fiery frenzy and spits out glitch after glitch of holy bleepbloopness. If you yank on it’s tail it’ll shriek a lil’ longer, especially if you’re pulling it at long range. Beware, once you let this critter out of the cage it will want to nest so BANG! it on the head!